JBS in 2008: WHEN THE GEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH!
What started out as a joke over on the PHXFF.net boards turned into a trip through the
madness of politics and has become a dream for us all... A government run by the very people
who know what is going on in their fields, not politicians and power mad individuals. So, while
this has been done tongue-in-cheek, it does make us think about the kind of government
democracy was supposed to bring about: Of the People, For the People and By the People.
President: kreleia (you know she could do it)
Vice President: ZOO (only cause kreleia asked nice)

Secretary of Defense: VoidDancer (there would not be a question as to who would win)
Secretary of State: SITH__CHICK (telling every nation exactly where they and we stand w/o pulling any
punches)
Secretary of Energy: Taerial (c'mon, who else? She's already working on Solar Energy stuff)
Secretary of the Interior: Mistress (we know our environment would be in good hands)
Secretary of Labor: Jedi Girl of Corellia (She would be an awesome negotiator)
Secretary of Commerce: blackfeather
Secretary of Education: MexChewy
Department of Justice: Lady_Jedi_Carenix (The Morality Stick would get a lot of use during her term)
Secretary of Transportation: Jedi_Pilot (FLYING CARS would finally become a reality )
Secretary of Health & Human Services: cyodarun (she knows what needs to be done)
Secretary of Treasury: Sith_Slayer (The money would be in good hands, as long as we can keep him out of
Vegas and the strip bars )
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs: ObeyWann (Nothing like a REAL Vet in this position)
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development: darth-hair (He's built them, he'd know what to do)
Department of Homeland Security: EmprsHandMick (No one would dare w/ the Defense Tag Team in place)
Secretary of Agriculture: FenigDurak (Zucchini... Need I say more)

Office of Management and Budget Director: Darth_Husband
Surgeon General: Nurse Wenchy
EPA Director: anwelei
US Trade Rep.:???
Drug Control Policy Director: Varza (Obey the Fist - NMFF) You would not believe the great ideas she has
for this position

CIA Chief: Idiot's Array
FBI Chief: AZsithlord
NSA Chief: KREATOR & Deicide
Secret Service Chief: Mobius
Drug Czar: strayvin

Chief of Staff: Sideshow
Deputy Chief of Staff: sithwitch
Press Secretary: MJ
Communications Director: burninator
Spiritual Advisors to the President: anwelei & Ima_Princess

Potential ZOOpreme Court Justices Positions (IA, see the queen about this one): Jedi Knight Birr,
Commander Choad, Mike, Jada,
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